As a new parent, you find yourself paying attention to
things or dealing with things you would much rather avoid… like poo.
You are wiping it off baby or his / her clothes after those little soft cheeks have parted to erupt.
You are wiping it off your leg after it has seeped through
his / her onsie and clothes.
You are observing it, Is it soft, hard, runny, green,
The color and consistency means something. There are
websites with pictures that explains whether baby needs more veg, or if he /
she is eating well, or not.
It’s not pleasant.
Well,yesterday, I had had enough of it. After cleaning
baby for what felt like the 100th time, I popped her and her clean
butt into the pushchair and went for a walk.
No prizes for guessing what I rolled over. My nose could
do with some work but its engine is working fine. In this case, I didn’t feel it. I smelt it. And it smelt BAD.
I looked around for a puddle or long grass to roll over,
My worst nightmare. I didn’t have a bottle of water to try to
wash it off. I pulled out my wet wipes, antibacterial hand gel and held my
breath. I had walked a good distance
trying to get the poo off the wheels, but this was one was a stubborn little so and so.
I cursed the owner
that failed to pick it up.
I got as much off as possible while holding my breath. I
washed my hands and returned home glum.
I couldn’t shake the smell. I wondered
whether my nose needed a complete overhaul rather than just a cosmetic nip and tuck?
The pushchair wheels were clean, but I discovered a
different color and consistency on the sole of my shoe. A different dog
I took my shoes off and left them outside hoping somebody
would either steal them or clean them.
As I closed the door I had two thoughts.
1. Do dog owners obsess about their dog’s poo the
same way parents do with their child’s?