Mummyfried

As a new parent, you find yourself paying attention to things or dealing with things you would much rather avoid… like poo. You are wiping it off baby or his / her clothes after those little soft cheeks have parted to erupt. You are wiping it off your leg after it has seeped through his / her onsie and clothes. You are observing it, Is it soft, hard, runny, green, black, yellow? The color and consistency means something. There are websites with pictures that explains whether baby needs more veg, or if he / she is eating well, or not. It’s not pleasant.  Well,yesterday, I had had enough of it. After cleaning baby for what felt like the 100 th time, I popped her and her clean butt into the pushchair and went for a walk. No prizes for guessing what I rolled over. My nose could do with some work but its engine is working fine.  In this case, I didn’t feel it. I smelt it.  And it smelt BAD. I looked around for a puddle or long grass to roll ov...